This is THE DUCK KEYCHAIN OF AMAZINGNESS. It quacks AND lights your way at night. For example:
It’s an instant duck disco.
It announces your arrival at a party.
It wakes your housemates as you stumble in at five am.
You can demonstrate how much of a wanker “he” is in visual and aural terms by quacking in time with simulation.
Unfortunately, the male population at large do not seem to appreciate the sheer simple ingenuity of THE DUCK KEYCHAIN OF AMAZINGNESS.
STOP BEING GRUMPY BASTARDS!
Signed,
Tiffany and Amber
*quacnkers!
